SO TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME HAWKEYE SUCKS AS AN AVENGER
FREAKING HAWKEYE MAN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HAWKEYE!
This guy TRAINED HIMSELF to be a MASTER ARCHER.
That includes REGULAR BOWS, COMPOUND BOWS, LONGBOWS, CROSSBOWS
And if there’s another type of bow he’s probably ALL OVER THAT.
He can fire MULTIPLE ARROWS at ONCE.
Can you even fire ONE ARROW?
He basically has PERFECT ACCURACY and is an EXPERT MARKSMAN.
He can throw BLADES, BALLS, BOLAS, BOOMERANGS with PERFECT PRECISION
And if there’s anything else to throw, he’s probably ALL OVER THAT.
He is an EXPERT STRATEGIST.
He’s got skills with SWORDS, KNIVES, NUNCHUKUS, STAFFS
The man even knows how to use CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD properly.
He’s a trained ACROBAT and AERIALIST.
He’s got AWESOME REFLEXES, proficiency in HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, and is a MASTER MARTIAL ARTIST.
Not to mention that he managed to PULL A FAST ONE on the GOD OF LIES AND MISCHIEF.
STOP HATING HAWKEYE MAN IF HE SUCKED HE WOULDN’T EVEN BE AN AVENGER! NICK FURY DOESN’T LET JUST ANYONE ON THIS TEAM!
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Thanks for the great rant.
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Seconded! Or two-hundred-and-seconded, or whatever…
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